This would give me nightmares. I think what is more terrifying is that this is just part of their regular "Home Accents & Decor" section -- it is not, as one might think, a scary bit of Halloween decor. Wouldn't you be afraid that this would hop off a table and start trying to gnaw away at your ankles?
But pity the poor copy writer that had to come up with this for a description:
If you ever wanted a clear head, here's your chance! Made of recycled glass, this art sculpture shows everyone you've nothing to hide. Makes life a little more interesting, no?
If you ever wanted a vaguely asexual clear head, look no further! At least it's recycled?!
:: shudder ::